I'd love to say that my chief concern is the death of all of the wildlife in the Gulf of Mexico and I'd love to say that it's the pollution of the beach across hundreds of miles. Obviously, I care about these things, but what fills me as I read news of what's going on in the Gulf, of how all parties concerned are absolutely clueless as to how their going to clean 20 million cubic feet of oil in the water, of how all parties have no idea how to effectively stop the oil from leaking at a rate of (estimated) 95,000 barrels per day, is humor...